ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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