So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it was like eating out sand paper
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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