But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
