I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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