Your dad touched me again.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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