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well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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