I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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