do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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