They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
