ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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