did you get engaged???
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
