what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
