Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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