I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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