Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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