I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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