Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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