i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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