Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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