Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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