doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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