Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
