Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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