i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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