you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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