but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
