Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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