problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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