Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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