if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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