am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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