Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
