brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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