Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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