Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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