the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
