Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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