i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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