I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How external is "for external use only"?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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