i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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