I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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