We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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