so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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