Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
