I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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