sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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