I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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