It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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