My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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