About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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